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In fact, it changes the entire experience of the smoke
But if one keeps a cigarette tucked behind their ear, assuming they smoke ten cigarettes a day, we can now say that a cigarette takes only nine minutes and 59 seconds off their life. I think a lot of smokers will be happy to find out this time saved adds up to an extra three days to appreciate life as they cough and splutter to death in a hospital bed, drowning in their own lung fluid. Furthermore, the report found that not only does keeping a cigarette behind your ear save time that would otherwise be spent fumbling with the pack, but also makes the smoker look really cool as they go by their daily routine
Alternatively, some resorts have opted to become completely smoke-free in response to the new laws, prohibiting smoking throughout their premises
We're certainly not advocating for these (as lung cancer is decidedly not fabulous), but we have to ask: if you smoke, would you give these cigs a try
However, the authors also note that further studies are underway
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