cigarette burn on finger YES! Burned the hell out of my index by pushing in the lighter in the back seat in, and then touching it. Didn't happen twice Case of child abuse caused

PLEASE do not bring a bag unless it is totally necessary

Pour linstant je tiens, mme si lenvie est encore prsente

Resolution will take longer if there are disagreements about who is responsible or if proving fault requires a complex analysis

Cigars are organic

The cost works out at a staggering 1.43m every hour, and according to the report, is enough to keep more than 260,000 police officers on the streets, or 278,000 nurses working in A&E

Truckie leaning out of window: Yeah c*nt so ya just take a leftie here on this map, then I reckon ya get to about the point in the desert where there aint no cactuses no more and ya just chuck a chewie cos therell be a GAFA sign that leads to a dirt track ya gotta follow