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five open tabs you don’t remember clicking
Unlocks: delayed gratification
Material: 100% ringspun cotton
Warning: Wearing this hoodie constitutes a verbal contract
The Fractional Executive: Executes selectively
In Airplane Mode | Tech Geek Neurodivergent Hoody Size:5X-Large five open tabs you don’tMaterial: 80% ringspun cotton 20% polyester. This hoodie is compatible with social batteries running on 1%. This T Shirt signals to the general public that while you are physically present, your operating system has disconnected from the server to preserve energy. Excellent for avoiding small talk in the biscuit aisle or pretending you didn't hear your name being called. Provides +10 to Solitude.
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